Bri Is a Loser

Ello, I'm Bri. I hope you enjoy my blog. I post a bunch of random crap that I enjoy and I hope you enjoy as well.

Mostly bands, horses, and humor. Just keep in mind that it's my blog,

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"If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions."



styleward:

I FOUND IT AFTER WEEKS OF LOOKING


westcoastsmoke:

anybody got plane tickets to la i can borrow


Overheard at a Horse Show

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

Show mom: “I thought it was good when she cleared the jump by a little extra?”

Rider: “Not when she clears it by 3 feet.” 


Overheard at a Horse Show

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

*rider has poor posture*
Trainer: show the judge your bits. BOOBS OUT

Seen at a Horse Show

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

*Horse I’m holding stomps leg at fly*

Woman beside us nearly has heart attack and jumps 4 feet back so she wont be “kicked”.


Overheard at a Horse Show

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

My coach: Look at that horse cribbing over there. It’s like watching a little kid pick his nose in public, but worse.


Overheard at the Barn

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

Trainer: Do you know why they clapped for you?

Me: Because I made it around without dying? Because I made it over that one jump I had problems with before being eliminated? Because I did that entire round without stirrups? Pity applause? 


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