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Show mom: “I thought it was good when she cleared the jump by a little extra?”
Rider: “Not when she clears it by 3 feet.”
*rider has poor posture*Trainer: show the judge your bits. BOOBS OUT
*Horse I’m holding stomps leg at fly*
Woman beside us nearly has heart attack and jumps 4 feet back so she wont be “kicked”.
My coach: Look at that horse cribbing over there. It’s like watching a little kid pick his nose in public, but worse.
Trainer: Do you know why they clapped for you?
Me: Because I made it around without dying? Because I made it over that one jump I had problems with before being eliminated? Because I did that entire round without stirrups? Pity applause?